"Salutations! This is Penny's Pokégear. I am VERY sorry I can't answer right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible! Thank you!"
[Weird but not bad-weird just about sums this all up.]
I wouldn't think you'd kiss her if she were saying bad things! ...Not normally, at least. Not that I think you'd normally kiss her anyway, I- it wouldn't be any of my business even if you did!
[And speaking of awkward, Penny's quiet for a bit after that. Talking to Ruby is usually the easiest thing in the world, but this is just all kinds of uncomfortable.]
[This is her room, SHE gets the window. Ruby can just bolt for the door like a polite guest should.]
Um, yes! I mean, I think sometimes things get strange for no reason, like- um-
[And now she's getting red for a slightly different reason.]
Like before you arrived there was this day I couldn't stop talking for some reason? Things just kind of kept coming out of my mouth as soon as I thought of them.
[Boy, that feels familiar right now.]
That's how Dave, um, found out I wasn't r- wasn't human. Before.
[Ruby, bless her soul, looks zero percent offended that Penny willingly told someone else when the reveal for Ruby had been an accident.]
I can understand that, I guess. I mean, maybe I can't, because I didn't go through what you went through, but... I guess, to tell someone on your own terms must feel really good, huh?
I don't think so. It's something you're so used to hiding... if you've been hiding it your whole life [however long that might actually be] it can be kinda weird just outright saying it.
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I kind of... did the same thing with Weiss? So I know how sudden and weird it feels to you.
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[She can't quite bring herself to say "kissed." The embarrassment is too fresh.]
[That's definitely unusual, though.]
...What happened? I mean besides the- obvious. Thing.
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[It seems like it should be an easy thing to explain, but even looking back on it, it's... weird. Not bad-weird. Just weird-weird.]
She was saying nice things, and I just kinda. Kissed her.
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I wouldn't think you'd kiss her if she were saying bad things! ...Not normally, at least. Not that I think you'd normally kiss her anyway, I- it wouldn't be any of my business even if you did!
[Please breath, Penny.]
...She didn't get mad, did she?
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[Geez, why is talking about kissing Weiss even more awkward than actually kissing Weiss???]
No, she didn't get mad, but... it was still really awkward. So I think that's just as bad.
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[She needs to say something.]
Was that your first-?
[Probably something other than that.]
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[If it's possible for Ruby to get any redder, now would be about that time.]
I mean! I've kissed my parents and Yang before! But that... um. T-That doesn't count. But Weiss...
Uh. Yeah.
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[THERE IS A WINDOW ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED. She could totally survive that jump, right? Just casually exit the room as quickly as possible.]
It. Wasn't bad, at least? I mean if it had to be something-
Like.
Not that- um.
[That window is looking really appealing.]
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I-It was nice! [And there goes her voice, jumping up an octave.] I mean. Unexpected, yeah. And I think something funny's going on here.
But.
I-It wasn't bad! So don't be upset!!
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Um, yes! I mean, I think sometimes things get strange for no reason, like- um-
[And now she's getting red for a slightly different reason.]
Like before you arrived there was this day I couldn't stop talking for some reason? Things just kind of kept coming out of my mouth as soon as I thought of them.
[Boy, that feels familiar right now.]
That's how Dave, um, found out I wasn't r- wasn't human. Before.
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Dave knows? And he's okay with it?
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[Did she not mention this already?]
[Oops.]
And he was more than okay with it! And Jade. Though, um. Telling her wasn't an accident.
[She fidgets just a bit, adjusting herself under Chroma's head.]
I guess wanted at least one person to find out because I'd actually chosen to tell them. I mean, I couldn't even tell you-
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I can understand that, I guess. I mean, maybe I can't, because I didn't go through what you went through, but... I guess, to tell someone on your own terms must feel really good, huh?
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[Still looking just a little embarrassed.]
It- still felt really scary, though. Even though I'm human here. Is that silly, you think? There's so many people here who weren't human.
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