Inventory - We Could Be

Keeping:

• Set of Dice: A full set of polyhedral dice of a random design, perfect for randomly coming up with a variety of numbers.
  
• Onepiece: A simple one piece women's swimsuit. Not actually all that sought after by pirates.
  
• Mac's Gloves: A pair of boxing gloves infused with a staggering amount of passion and effort. Wearing them makes you want to throw a thousand cross-counters.
  
• Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
  
• Fanny Pack: Looks disgustingly tacky, but at least it holds your stuff.
  
• Everlasting Bracelet: A handcrafted item made with needle and thread. They say that once you put it on, it will never come off again.
  
• Novelist's Fountain Pen: It once belonged to a late, great novelist. They say the writer's soul is sealed within the pen, and any user can only write one sentence: "I have become something not human".
  
• The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formalwear.
  
• ECHO Recorder: A portable voice recording and play device. Looks weirdly futuristic but also...retro at the same time.
  
• Bath Robe: IT'S SO FLUFFY.
  
• Floating Array: A small leather pack containing twelve collapsible swords and the highly complicated mechanisms needed to control them. The upper flap has been decorated with a pair of enamel pins, one a stylized rose and one- whatever this is.
  
• Shoe Lapel Pin: A birthday pin given to someone who enjoys designer and custom shoes!
  
• Cat Ears: A headband with a pair of cat ears on them. You know, like nya!
  
• Art Therapy: A medium-sized painting on futuristic-looking digital canvas. The art quality is kind of okay and depicts a jellyfish.
  
• Gloves: Once a pair of snappy white gloves with a mystical array on the back, these have since been smudged with blood and shredded into many scraps of rough cloth.
  
• Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
  
• Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
  
• Rubik's Cube: A rotating puzzle cube; try to solve it without just taking all the stickers off and putting them back on.
  
• WILFRED WARFSTACHE: A bright pink, fake mustache.
  
• Sanic the Hawtdawg Plush: An ill-advised tie-in toy to an even more ill-advised movie. The eyes haunt you.
  

Tradeable:

• Crustables: A sealed plastic bag filled with bread crust, with remnants of peanut butter on jelly on some of them.
  
• Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
  
• Handmade Ramen: It's a bowl of ramen with a taste that is familiar to someone here. It's sort of overcooked.
  
• Bathbomb: When dropped in a tub of water it will turn the water purple and release the smell of lavender into the air. Good for soothing sore muscles.
  
• Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!
  
• Stay-Puft Marshmallows: Some really delicious marshmallows with a cute mascot adorning the bag!
  
• Cheese: It quivers. It beckons. That luscious, silky texture. That rich so-close-to butter flavor. It's Brie's creamier, decadent cousin, and it wants you to buy it champagne and strawberries.
  
• Wall Chicken: There's a delicious and hot roasted chicken here- you just have to break through the stone box surrounding it first.
  
• Crown: A simple gold-looking crown with fake gems inset. For sure not real gold.
  
• Crustables: A sealed plastic bag filled with bread crust, with remnants of peanut butter on jelly on some of them.
  
• Red Wine: A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of vanilla and pomegranate.
  
• Harmonica: A silver harmonica.
  
• Cat-Dog Magazine: You might think it has to do with pets, but it's more related to...beds. It's a guide for junior high and high school students to help with their...um...physical health.
  
• Tea: A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
  
• Instant Ramen: A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
  
• Wake-Up Slap: A canned coffee-based energy drink in vanilla macchiato flavor, from Spacebucks.
  
• The Not-So Good Stuff: It's cheap and tastes terrible.
  

Used/Given:

• Cool Video Game: It's a new video game! Hopefully, you'll have something to run it on. (IMMEDIATELY given to Pyrrha.)