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Okay.

[Maybe if she could get to the controls and shut everything off- but no, that's almost definitely where any remaining guards will be. She's not sending Ruby into that alone, as much confidence in her abilities as she has.]

Once they drop us, you go high, I'll go low. Keep moving fast, keep them off-balance.

[The two of them had gotten into this mess working individually. Team work was probably the way to go to get them out of it.

Hey. It's almost like that's my specialty. Have we worked together before or something?

Oh gosh, sorry! You looked JUST like my best friend and partner Scarlet Rose, sorry for the confusion. My name is Winged Victory, it's a pleasure to meet you!

[Yeah that's probably enough planning for now. Might as well kill time until- well, go-time by making dumb jokes. Funny for them, potentially annoying for any bad guys that might be watching.]

[Penny never could understand why so many of their enemies couldn't seem to appreciate their wit, by sheer statistical chance you'd think there'd be at least ONE with a good sense of humor.]

Really? I've never heard that one before. I can't believe you'd get us mixed up like that.

Winged Victory? Like THE Winged Victory? The super capable and charming heroine? Oh gosh, this is embarrassing but I'm like your BIGGEST fan.

Do you think I could get your autograph when we're out of this?

[Phew. Ruby might have started to worry if they had of went any longer without cracking at least one more joke.

It didn't matter if their enemies didn't enjoy their sense of humor. At least they did. ...It would be nice if they met one that could get behind it. Knowing their luck that would be their true arch nemesis though.]

Of course, I love meeting my fans! The autograph will have to wait just a bit, I hope you don't mind. I'm a little tied up right now.

[She doesn't quite hold in the little snorting laugh at her own joke.]

Oh, Of course!

Is it okay if I just kind of hang around and wait for you? I don't think I'm going anywhere right now either.

[Yep. They're making dumb jokes about being captured now. Ruby's not as subtle with the laughing though.]

Sure, I could use the company. I got roped into some unexpected business.

Do you think this is why they normally gag the heroes when putting them in death traps? Not to stop them from making a plan to escape but stop all the bad jokes?

Or do you think it's to stop them from doing thing's like this?

[She shifts as best she can caught between the magnet and Penny. Leaning in to give her a kiss on the cheek.]

Even in mortal danger, you're a pretty great partner. You know that?

I think it's so we don't-

[She cuts off as Ruby pecks at her cheek, turning bright pink under her helmet.]

I- you. Too. All this time and you can still catch me off-guard.

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